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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

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thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

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american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

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